Ladies and gentleman let it be known that it is possible to completly cockblock yourself.

 here's the deal. Dating site plenty of fish.com. Somone emails me. Having someone  email me on this is rare. Maybe I'm a social pariah, or ugly as hell and don't know it. anyway,  A  girl.. sweet. I invite her to add me to her msn. She does. yay.

So we talk later. First of all its just the basic stuff.  "I go to u of t, so do I blah blah blah. nice quaint convesation and she says she has to go to bed. its 10. okay....  a little early, but not everyone stays up to 3 on a regular basis.  either that or she wants to get the hell away .

So back to studying for finals. 20 minute later she's back.  She talks to me again saying she's worried about boys.

this does not bode well.

so from this girl who I've talked to for about oh 20 minutes.  She goes into her spiel about how I have no friends to tell personal problems and lack of balance in her life how's shes afraid of going into a relationship and how she wants to break up with her boyfriend.

what the fuck. I've known you for 20 minutes lady. Why are you telling me this?

Okay... so I 'd like to think I'm a generally good guy. So I try to help, give her advice that sort of thing.

Then I completly blow any chance I would have had.

She tells me that she wants to get back together with her ex. She said he used to love him.  she wondes if she should. Like an idiot I say:
"get back together with him, if you want to go for it"
My friends, I have completly passed any potential dating at all I could have had.  I have probably went to the friend zone quicker then any male has in the history of humanity.  we talk some more and it becomes so clear it hurts.  She says that her ex is coming back.  She wants to break up with her bf who she's been dating for a month and a half. She's already fucked him.
my testicles are crying right now.

So thats me- the worlds greatest shoulder to cry on. even from complete fucking strangers.

Because I needed to think of something to write, I decided to write about this.

 I’m a pretty big gamer and I love on-line play  I usually do pretty well  I’m moderately competitive  and only really get mad when some other players are being a  complete dick.  I usually do pretty good.

 
However, when me and my brother play video games the competivness is multipled tenfold. One game just tears open the sibilng rivalry  like a bat outta hell. Thankfully we like different games so this problem is avoided. However, there is one game  series that we both love :

 

Dead or Alive

 

It’s a fun game. I like the combat system and can laugh at the impossible woman in it.   I must admit, before fighting games I never realized that every single female martial artist in the entire world was also a supermodel part-time.Doa can be weird at times, as all the female characters seem to have the exact same face, but with different clothing , eye colour, and hairstyle. Oh and gigantic breasts which lead to the so-jiggly-its-hilarious-doa-xtreme 2(which I would never  buy  I have at least THAT much common sense) . This is the only game series that  can turnemy normally super straight laced catholic friend into a drooling fanboy. But I digress

We fight. Oh god how we rumble in this. I usually win because I play more videogames then him.  This pisses him off. We usually goes through certain stages every month or so

1)      One of us challenges each other to a game

2)      Starts out fun and relaxed

3)      Slowly but surely the mood changes. Tensions rise.  The inner beast inside all men is awakened. Its screaming for victory.

4)       We go to the inevetiable showdown- the best character fight. Ayane, my favorite character, versus Brad Wong.

5)      I usually win( that’s my story and I’m sticking to it)

6)      Brother gets mad and just to notehe outweights me by quite a bit, because I'm a skinny fuck . Swears he will never play video games again.

7)      Start from step one a couple of days later.

 

 new games have come across so we haven’t played as much, he’s into battlefield 2 and he's a video game monogamous,  he sticks with one game for months at a time. I get bored with games quick and constantly play new ones. A videogames gotta be very special for me to keep playing it.  So thanks to this preference balance, the bloodshed has been kept to a minimum.

Although when DOA5 comes out, I may need to make an advanced call to an ambulance.

Current Mood: accomplished

I'm going to keep a regular updates on this thing if it kills me. I really need somone to light a fire under my ass for me to keep updating these things, and I'm not going to let this die if I can help it anyway...
I guess I went on one of my crazy anime binges this weekend. I have a really bad habit of getting into anime like 120 episodes in so I watch a shitload of it in a short amount of time. This time-bleach. Heard about it, didn't watch it finally started watching it, watched way to much of it. I'm up to episode 55 (BANKAI!!!) all in about 5 days time. Damn you youtube! why do you make it so easy!?  Of course  I did this at the worse possible time as I have two essays do in about a week and another one the week after that I just wasted a weekend. I really hate march....
Oh and this weekend every night we had a fire alarm go off.. Every time some idiot burns some toast we all have to go outside. They call in the fire apartment, nothing happens, we have to wait for like 40 minutes to get back inside. Rinse repeat.